[ooc: I wouldn't be offended at all! I think it'll be hilarious!]

"Sounds like our dogs might be descended from yours. Geneticists said it was wolves, but who knows, it could be a mix of wolves and your dogs that made the ones here now." They continued down the sidewalk toward the zoo, Jane's dainty hand firmly in his, and she was blissfully oblivious to everyone around them.